Is this website safe for work?

We don’t use photos, gifs, or videos showing inappropriate images, but the reason we might be Not Safe For Work is the profanity, of which we use a lot. We like profanity. We think it’s healthy. We think it’s funny. Oh, and there might be an occasional inappropriate sexual situation but we would approach it circumspectly. There won’t be any explicit content here. Well, okay, there is a little bit here and there…

freakout NSFW?
How some people react to NSFW content.

But again, there’s lots of profanity here in Orbit. We try to keep it out of the titles, but for pull quotes, we can’t make any guarantees. Plus, it sorta depends on how closely your boss or coworker is looking over your shoulder. If anybody can actually read the text of an Orbit post you’re reading, then yeah, NSFW.

If you don’t like profanity or the occasional reference to explicit material, maybe you want to seek alternative websites to attend to. Here’s one for you now. We haven’t explored this website from here in Orbit, but we bet if you poke around enough you’ll be able to find photos of the diaper Mitt Romney wears, and maybe even photos of him wearing one. Conjecture here in Orbit is he probably looks pretty dashing.

And, if you have any complaints, just dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.com