Dispatch: Hillary And Chelsea In Fatal Boating Accident. Is One DOA, One in ICU?
I don’t want to alarm anyone with a misleading headline, so I added the “shock” question mark to soften the blow. I still want to communicate that somebody thinks it’s real, but without giving the idea any real credence.
Out of nowhere, a few days ago, one of several wacko internet “news outlets” scooped the rest with a story that Hillary and Chelsea were in a serious boating accident. Initial reports indicated Chelsea was killed right off the bat, and Hillary was taken to the hospital in critical condition.
They’re making up morbid fantasies and reporting them as fact.
We all know wackos are legion on the internet and there are an infinite number of conspiracies various of them believe. Apparently at their end of the psycho/political cesspool these particular wackos want Hillary and Chelsea to be dead with such ardor they’re making up morbid fantasies and reporting them as fact. It’s almost like fan fiction, except kind of a reverse version.
I don’t know who first “broke” this fantasy, and I guess it doesn’t matter. There are several “news agencies” reporting conflicting versions of the events. MSHNEWS and GraceGospel reported the Clinton women were involved in a serious boating accident. I guess somewhat later MSH reported Chelsea died in the OR, Hillary “still critical.”
David Vose had the headline: “ABC NEWS REPORTS – HILLARY CLINTON HAS DIED.” STC NEWS had this headline: “BREAKING: BOAT THAT KILLED HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON SABOTAGED.” Boy, they just cut right to the chase, didn’t they?
STC NEWS came up with the “sabotaged boat” plot development
Okay, so ABC and Vose have decided Hillary is dead, and STC NEWS came up with the “sabotaged boat” plot development. You gotta give these people credit, they don’t give up easily. “You gotta take this thing as far as it will go, Frank.” By the way, I can’t vouch for either the fact of an ABC report or the Fox News looking screen in the captured photo.
Now say what you will about the mainstream media, if Hillary Clinton turns up dead anytime soon, trust me, the MSM will be all over that like a cheap suit. When I saw those stories in the youtube sidebar, I immediately went to the mainstream and checked and not one “above ground” source was reporting it. And that’s why it’s undoubtedly not true.
But even if it were true and Hillary’s dead. . .
But even if it were true and Hillary’s dead, that’s not going to stop the conspiracy theory nut jobs who will then believe she’s actually still alive and pick one of the following: A, she’s hiding in Argentina with Hitler, B, she’s running the world from a mobile home in a Miami suburb, or C, she done runned oft with aliens.
This kind of wet-dream reporting is rife, pick your conspiracy. I’ve seen ads for reports that Obama, one or more of the Clintons, Potesta, and the rest of the cast of liberal/radical/satanist characters have been arrested or are scheduled to be picked up. This is reported gleefully and triumphantly as a fait accompli and people eat that shit up because they so dearly want that news to be true.
It should be said I mine the right wing of the wacko subverse for comedy gold, and pay almost no attention to the left wing. I am therefore an unreliable source for any left wing stuff. However, I now have it on good authority that Hillary has worked out a plea deal with Sessions and will undoubtedly be throwing everybody except Chelsea under the bus, and yes, Bill will be sporting tire tracks too.
Is this more deep wacko conspiracy theorizing or real?
Just on a wild guess, I’m hitting this with the wacko rubber stamp.